Smug Cat
ContractSOON

The sofa has management

An orange tabby kitten sitting upright against a dark cushion with its paws folded, looking unimpressed

He approved nothing and expected applause.

A Busy Afternoon

The best cushion was occupied before noon. From there, every household request received a long, private review. Nothing moved without first becoming mildly disappointing.

  1. Claim Cushion

    Arrive first. Stay through every request for the seat.

  2. Fold Paws

    Make complete idleness look like a formal decision.

  3. Inspect Humans

    Hold eye contact until the apology becomes specific.

  4. Accept Snack

    Pause once, then collect what was clearly overdue.

Stay seated. Let them improve.